Dear Unwanted Advice Columnist-

I’m struggling to find a balance between work and life. I feel like I’m always working, but I also feel like I’m always avoiding work. Any tips?

Sincerely,
Living in Limbo

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Dear LImbo –

Here’s my tip: Quit your job. Seriously. Just walk in and say, “I’ve decided to pursue my passion of doing absolutely nothing,” and see what happens. It’ll be liberating! No more work-life balance issues because there’s no work! Plus, you’ll have all the free time to take naps, watch old TV shows, or start a YouTube channel where you talk about how tired you are. Embrace the chaos and the uncertainty. In fact, if I were you, I’d stop reading this advice column and go take a nap instead. Trust me, your brain will thank you. You’re welcome.

Enjoy the sweet release,
The Unwanted Advice Columnist
P.S.
Who needs balance when you have nothing?